Tuesday, October 19, 2004
Oh man... Oh man... Legendary!!!!!!
Oh man... Oh man... this week is a great week... monday to thursday holiday.... shiok sia... then quek came my hse these 4 days... say he wanna study... so i steady lor... since he say wanna study... so in the end we study lor... ya study like 3 hrs during the 4 days... quite an achivement right... i thougth so too... but our greatest achivement was u know wad... dunno right... ok i give u chance... let the guess... 3 secs... 1-2-3 AH too slow... i'll tell u laggy ppl thn... our greatest achivement was play CM4... and we are like halfway into our 2nd season... now juz waiting for him to finish his 'O' thn continue thrashing him again... haha...
Anyway tht was like 3-4 days ago... thn came saturday... and it was a super demoralizing day lor... saturday had a double's match eleanor n i against quek n priscilla... thn u know wad i lose... we were actually winning 12-5 thn suddenly we relax-relax... suddenly quek juz said match point which means last ball la... so i tio shocked thn played seriously... but not even 20 secs we lost liao... so sad thn my mei so sad lor... haiz... i no face la... MEI will u forgive??? thn i thought i can take revenge so i played single's with quek... thn in the end i lose 15-1... tht was so shit!!!!!!!!
Now let's talk about sunday... oh it was legendary... my team won 4-2... cause u know why??? there was a legendary left-defender playing... and with him playing on the field his defence line was marvalous... and u know who is he??? dunno right i tell... ME... I... MYSELF!!!! cool right... no one could go pass me... not even jon tan... haha... legendary... mythical... it was like god bless me wif his soccer skills man... it was nearly perfect... u know y not fully perfect... cause i score own goal... sian... sian... siandom sia...
Anyway this week's blog is going to short.. cause the blogger is feeling down... study life!!! soccer life!!! so... good luck ppl have faith dun be like me... loser... no life...
Last night i just wanted to have fun
To go out with my friends
I took my dad's car
I never taught he would find out
But I crashed in a wall
Man I'm dead
I guess it's no use
I'm screwing up every little thing i ever try to do
I was born to lose
God must hate me
He cursed me for eternity
God must hate me
Maybe you should pray for me
I'm breaking down and you can't save me
I'm stuck in hell
and I wanna go home
Last night I had to study for this test
I forgot man I'm dead
and now my brain is bursting out of my head
I can't think I can't breathe
Once again
So what in the world am I suppose to do?
I never did anything to you
so can't you find something else to do?
God must hate me
I wanna go home
Posted at 12:53 am by casanova
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Tuesday, October 05, 2004
hey... hey... yo wad's up ur... Mr popular is back this time with not 2 entries... not 3 entries.. but 1 entry how cool can it be... Well everyone has been urging once again for my beautiful writing... I think i should go open a fan club... Well, enough of the crap... Life... What is it??? Visitors of my blog how do u see it as... Bet ur windy brain is thinking of wad the title means to u... Well.. simple... i also dunno... but... but... i haven say finish yet... i cannot explain or even defy it... not even the Great Jeremy Chicken can too... But what i can say... it is juz the way of how u choose to live ur life... or even the way u wanna ur life to be...
Life can be tough but take this for example... the sun rays shins directly into ur eyes... irritating rite... but whn this cloud passes by and covers the sun... so helpful rite... so wad am i trying to say from this example... dunno rite... nvm i tell u... Life with no hurdles is a meaningless and miserable one... PPL, u muz be wondering y i say tht... well let the genius explain again... with this type of life how are you going to gain exprience and be able the take the toughest knocks in life... Think about this and u may wish to ponder over this for the next few days or even weeks... Has this hurdles of life actually helped u achieve something? or Have doing nothing made u achieve something? I can give an exprience which this hurdles helped and NOT helped me at all... Let's start with the HELP...
Well... lets talk about my math's... I can say i m good in my maths... HAO LIAN rite... well actually i m not... i confidently say tht my maths is good... Y? u muz be asking urself now rite... lets cause long time ago... i have been failing my maths... so everyday i will get punish like siao... and thus because i fail... i have math tuition like 3 times a day thn the work load was like plates piling up high... WOW!!! u muz be thinking... So with this daily practice or can u say tough hurdle... Finally i have bypass tht stage of failing... into a stage of gaining grades like a pro mathematition... So this example is an example if HELP...
Now to the NOT HELP part... ur going to be shock by this man... haha... u cannot tell this to anyone u know... seriously... i m serious... really... really serious... ok i had been into 3 DIFFERENT relationship's before... while the first relationship was tough cause i was becoming a sports person and the time left for my dear was pathertic... and tht time i did want my parents to know i m attached so making calls at night... is like a prisoner trying to escape from prison... if caught = death... and last time cause of friend's pressure... and everyone having a girlfriend... i was trying to rush into getting one... in simple words trying to be despo la... so i tried means and ways to find girls... even IRC... man this is embarressing man... so i find this girl and talk to her for 30 mins thn got her number already and eventually call an talk to her... so i sweet talk and sweet talk and sweet talk some more till i had diabeties... haha... no juz joking... thn after 2 weeks or so i ask her to become my girlfriend... thn she agree... so i was happy i reached my objective... so we went together for 3 more weeks thn break cause she was too possess... i even had to report to her i went toilet... or whn she is free and i m busy... she ask me to call her... like once whn i was bathing i had to use 1 hand to scrub my body while the other the hold the phone... Pro-ed a not?? but this is not the worse... i think this is the best... once i had to SHIT>BATH>TALK ON THE PHONE>BRUSH MY TEETH all this 4 things at the same time lor... even PRO-ed sibo.. haha... so how i decide to give her silent treatment.. thn soon she wanted to break... so tht was how it ended... so wad i learnt from this?? i learnt tht practic makes prefect... haha... no la juz joking nia... actually learnt tht do not look life as 1 straight easier line... but as a path tht is not pathed by GOD but also but what you believe in... and do not follow by the world's current in which terrence has said in 1 of his disclipleship class...
So i guess this is my theory lor... Anyway i is getting late for me... i have to slp... juz had a inter-class match today... man... i had abrasion... pain and hot sia... haha... i dived like a spider... PPL get ready for the 8 legged freak is back... With great power comes great responsibility... so heads up ppl... the web-ster is going to save balls...
plz be patient for the next entry... i know it is hot selling... and it is being read fast.... so once again signing off Alaster PS spidery boy.... WATCH OUT!!!!
Posted at 02:14 am by casanova
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Saturday, September 04, 2004
Adventure or Adventurous???
Applause.. Applause.. thank u visitor to my blog... i m back thanks to u... back by popular demand... while actually now bare-bodied writing blog now and listening to some songs... actually wad i m writing now is crap, serious cannot think of anything to write lor... haiz...
Anyway my common test... damn happy lor... got 3 papers back thn u know wad all pass... steady sia... 86 for AMS(applied mechanic statis)... 50 for EG1(engineering maths)... 50 for ETECH(electrical technology) hai... i juz love my self lor... it is like the whole class did very badly... ok enough of my marks lets get on with wad happen for the pass few days of my pathertic life...
Tht time start on the first day of the week right... now lets start with today... oh man... u should have seen the look on felicia's face man... red like lobster lor... haha... let me re-tell the story in my version... eh felicia dun beat me if u see me... but it is my version [(HAHAHAHAHA)]... it all happen like tht... this sunday we were suppose to have a match with YMM(yishun methodist mission) so the all handsome but vain kai, the look like smoker clement quek and the crazy talk nonsence alaster went down to tanglin for a mini-fellowship... fellowship on who is going to book the field... in the end clement *pui* out all the numbers on where to get fields or shit fields with goalpost... so kai being the oldest and the most vain there called.. he spoke to all of thm... he thought he could sweet talk and use his electro-static eyes to shock his love our... but little does he know tht he was actually talking over the phone... In the end all fields were booked so we took a bus down to the ah lian and ah beng paradiz center to have our common game of warcraft... sian this time i kanna last... usually will frag thm... so felicia call: "hey where r u guys... can accompany me to toys'r'us... hehe... wanna buy bubble..." with tht act-cute laughter she hung up..... so she meet us but cause we were still playing so she had her lunch there... at MAC's... so our 1 hr was up thn we paid and went off to our next destination... we all had consession pass but quek suggested lets walk to forum man.... not very far.... so we walked... and walked.... all the way till PS... thn from park lane all the way to PS.. feli hao lian tht she bought new wallet... thn a lightning bolt hit my head... haha... but i din die la... so i purposely walk beside felicia acting as her BF... thn whenever i see SMSS girls walking pass... i would ask her:"your classmate izzit??" thn if she say yes... i will go close and hold her hand... or say "hey feli sweetie where u going..." but finally we walk all the way to somerset MRT... so to tired and the trip was still long...
We decided to take bus... cool hor... thn felicia still wanna hao lian and show us her new wallet... thn she was finding for it whn suddenly she blush... wah i thought she show her man of her dreams but actually she cannot find her wallet... then she still laugh... "haha... i cannot find my wallet le.." quek and i thought kai take thn whn see feli panic thn return... but thn kai busy eating his dunno wad nut thing la... so how he take right??? this is feli push the panic button... she on the edge... not death but crying already... so we decided to bus back to parklane... so we board the bus... thn u know wad... who we saw.... so unexpected... the winner of RP's manhunt 2004... Jon tan... the sexy muscle man... so hot even 2 girls were sitting beside and the girls were like hotter thn him lor... man tht sucked!!!!! okk back to story... so arriving back at the scene of the crime... we ask the MAC's manager... if they found any wallet a not??? in the end dun have... so feli took up her courage and call her MAMA... thn kanna scold even she walk 3m away from us also can hear... so after 3 phone calls of continous scolding... she called the sexy man in blue david... david tell her need to file police report... so she agree and said yes to wad david said... put down the phone thn ask us..."eh wad to do now??" smart hor??? so from there we seperated and went home... haiz.. wad a day...
Lolz... ok now this story has no moral cause the person in it dun have one... haha... ok juz kidding... juz kidding... anyway let me proceed further but before i proceed is let of my china man "air fresherner" hehe... ok the next happening story happened on wednesday 1/09/2004... teacher's day... pon abit of lesson thn went to meet germx and quek... thn same thing went to play lan lor... this time a bit of warcraft but thn after tht CS... haha... first few rounds... quek frag me like mad... thn after tht i go artic... thn started to finish thm of so fast... germ even got shock whn she got shot from out of nowhere lor.... i still remember her re-action lor..."stupid alaster... can u stop doing tht.. u damn idiot u know... stupid alaster..." thn every time shot her kanna scolded or hit... sian hor.... so after an hour again we went to meet david in somerset... thn decided to have dinner at taka food court... but in the end ate at YOSHI... wah to bad cell members... cell leader treat lor... but onli milk tea... but treat still good cause i had onli 5 bucks left... like juz finishing begging the whole day thn eat lor... so hungry... so dinner was great... full sia...haha.... but it was not getting late but very late... so we headed from the MRT liao... so we walked,talked,laugh,chat... thn suddenly quek tell me..."eh trans.. eh trans...." but i din notice cause was talking to germx.. so turned back but can't really tell...thn david kanna love struck thn quek ask him "eh u got see a not???" david said happily""yeah... cause the trans gave me tht seductive look..."haha... u know tht kind of i wanna go steady with u look.... haha.... funny bo?? the trans found david attractive man... so next time i become policeman like david...'SEXY MAN IN BLUE' Lolz... but david attract she-male... i attract she-female...
So i guess this are the 2 most interesting thing tht happened this week... pathetic rite... haiz... anyway know the morale of this story??? dunno right... cause i also dunno... and it has no morale... it is juz a story written on daily affects of my life...
Alaster cash is king cum casanova via crazy fattybombom *signing off*
Posted at 01:39 am by casanova
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Monday, August 23, 2004
Weeks.. Days.. Hours.. Minutes.. Seconds..
Surprisingly a week has pass since i last blog... time flies... some even say time heals all wounds... but to me i think it is juz a phase to make people happy... well last week was my term break... sian cannot go out with u guys and girls cause when ur having term break i m having school lor...
Now about wad i did doing my last few days... actually nothing much... thought last week could be "happening" but in end still the boring days... Eat-bath-sleep... Was actually suppose to study last week for this week's common test... But den again when i wanna study... i will study but after an hour... Jialat... Body cannot tahan... Eyes wanna close... Brain wanna burst!!!!! So in the end absorbed a bit thn go gym or play at the street soccer court around my area...
Thn wanted to buy new boots cause my boots looks like, not factory rejected, but dustbin rejected... Haiz.. so met up with Quek(had nothing to do) and Kai(off day)... Walk to whole place thn in the end kai bought... thn quek say come back another day... thn i din have enough money to buy boots{NIKE AIR ZOOM=$100}... had only 120++... muz be wondering y dun buy rite... cause so suay had to consession pass so i can take bus... sian rite... so near yet so far!! Thn after tht went to meet my cell leader, david... to discuss about me overtaking him as cell leader... lolz... JOKING JOKING... but went to have small matches with the sexy man in BLUE... the match was gd... we lose... and thn lose again... and thn we played serious already and this time we lose... how ironic... lolz... thn tht day nearer had free crime watch not recorded but live...not bad rite.... but in the end those dumb boys never steal the home... if not david will become their employer... After tht all his collegues were tired to they went home and in the end we played with those boys... and we thought they were pro-ed but in the end we kick butt... final score could not be counted cause it was a thrashing... to bad they had to score against JG's best keeper.. so after tht they got tired and we all went home sweet home...
Now remember tht i nearer bought boots in queensway... when i board the bus.. got a seat.. thn open my wallet to check if my cash were still in the correct amount.... but had to do it secretly if not ppl will abduct and rob me... it is $120 u know!!!! When i saw my cash... i was overjoyed and thrilled... i thought GOD dropped extra $50 into my wallet... so happy thn... but thn being realistic god do help ppl in mysterious ways but not by feeling rich and juz give me money like tht... thn i realized i took out $150 instead $100... so the whole bus trip was a trip tht i blamed myself for having to much money!!! cause when u know u have too much money no matter how much u take out... u will juz blindly take out... so dumb rite!!!
The five horrible week days passed... saturday... OUTREACH!!! meet quek and pang thn head down to church... was late la... but thn told yolanda jie tht we were stuck outside the church for half and hour... so from there our manual labour start... first was moving all the pews into the room inside Powerhouse... first we dragged along the floor.. thn we carry... thn yolanda saw it.. thn she say dun... cause later we no energy to carry/drag the other pews... but we say "aiya no problem la" so we prove to her... prove to her tht she was so CORRECT... after moving... all tired... thn still had more moving... this time 96 chairs were to be brought up from 1st level... thn after the 96 chairs... all of us jialat liao... no more energy... so we ask yolanda for break thn she say how long... we ask 20 mins she say 5... thn our mouth all open... thn she ask done everything??? so we say yes thn alright... but this time no time limit... but she does say "brb asap" so everything went according to plan... i went to my registration counter.. brief my co-helpers.. germaine and eunice... soon the outreach started... isaac led worship... thn marcus sing solo... he was the dude man... he got so into the song tht he mis-cue-ed... cool rite??? haha... thn from there i dun have tell u la.. cause the rest were there...
GOD's favourite day... and mine too... sunday=soccer... (met quek for lunch in JBmarket)... thn went down to church... wanted to play street soccer.. but thn very litte ppl... so in the end played chinese chess with justus... thn kanna thrashed heavily... so attention diverted to soccer... so we form team and play... thn the ah lian and her children came down and wanted to occupy the court... so we dun care and carry on... everything was running smoothly like a happy ending fairy tale... thn one of the ball accidentally hit her children on the arm... not hard at all... so she started to yell at moses cause he kicked it but it deflected off small marcus... thn moses being moses shout back thn she yelled vulgarities at him... so moses being moses stupidly talk back to her louder and start yelling at her again...(but never use vulgarities) so she threatened to tell the head of church about this... so moses again stupidly... told her to go ahead... she see went over.. luckily i saw auntie lydia... i ask her to stop her and talk to her... so she did... thn i went over... explain the situation... thn moses came along... and he did it again raise his voice... clever rite??? so i went back to the court told the guys the situation and soon after tht moses and auntie lydia came back and talk to us... explaining tht the "woman" demanded compensation... Thn we all laugh and said tht the ah lian auntie was nuts, crazy and feeling poor...
Soon the lau ah pek came down... and the "woman" told him about it... hearing about this he picked up his phone and start calling someone to lodge a complain against us... so he came close enough so tht all of us could hear... like u know trying to scare us... so quek and i knew bluff one.. but the others all so scared till they nearly pee in their pants... thn pang said in panick mode..."eh i calling police le.." thn i laugh until i nearly drop on the floor... could not believe pang also so scared... so the lau ah pek finish his call... came over telling us tht the little girl's hands was swollen... and he was unhappy about it... so in comes moses thinking he was the hero again... stupidly talked back, yelled at the lau ah pek... like want to fight with him... nearly got into a fight... thn pang pull him back but he dun wanna listen... so i jumped in and asked him to shut up... so pang and i talk to the uncle saying tht it was an accident... we also dun wan this to happen... but it was unexpected... and tht he promise him tht it will not happen ever again...
So the uncle was contented with wad we said... but he was unhappy about moses attitude towards him... and his wildly behaviour... so pang and i again saved moses a$$ by apologising on his behalf... so the situation was settled... and everyone was happy... especially moses thinking tht he was the "hero" so we proceed to the field and he had our usual sunday soccer game...
Well guys and girls do u know the morale of the story??? ok here it is: "ANGER never makes the world go world..." so i hope u can learn from the morale of this story... change before it is too late...
Posted at 07:18 pm by casanova
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Wednesday, August 18, 2004
Once there lived a boy... He was contented with his daily lifestyle and the way he lived his life.... But there was a thorn in his heart... A thorn not caused by some-one he LOVED but by people so close to him... !!!!SADNESS!!!! was wad filled his emotion.. He tried to talk to them but the same thing happened again... he was either being shoved away or left talking to himself... he tried many ways... getting a pet... making a fool out of himself in front of his friends... and even becoming their slave... But to no avail... it didn't work, things were still as it was. Finally the thorn in his heart still lived on up till this day...
Suddenly, one night... as he was about to get his daily night's rest... Something bright and shiny and shimmering started to fly into his direction... Fear over took his body... He was so afraid tht he hid himself under his comforter... but nothing happened... slowly and quietly he lowered down his comforter... when he realised it was his laptop which was actually in hibernation mode... he went over... and found tht he had a new mail... he opened it... it was actually a invitation by his friend to a website where people are able to notice you....
Wild thoughts went on through his mind... gladly he signed up for it... and he start with new entries after entries... soon, he was being noticed by other worldwide... people started giving good comments on his writings and beautiful and most prefect combination in colours cum words... Tears rolled down his cheeks as he realised he should have start using the net more often...
People do u know the moral of the story??? U wanna know... OK i tell u... Haha...
The moral of the story is: Dun !!HESITATE!! to create a blog when ur friends ask you too...U might become like that boy in my story...
Anyway not bad for a first start in writing my blog right... Poor boy right... haiz... if only the world nicer... Anyway this story is a make-believe story... if u believe it.. it is alright dun have to praise me for writing this up... i understand my writing is very realistic... Dun have to feel happy for me....
Posted at 01:05 am by casanova
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